Canadian politics

A Festive Fantasy Interview with Premier McGuinty

Here is a mock interview with Dalton McGuinty to get the reader in a festive frame of mind.

From Christina Blizzard

PD: What do you mean the HST? How was that a highlight? Terri hated the HST. Every time she went to the hairdresser or the manicurist she got dinged another 8%.

I’ve been on the naughty list since July 1 for that one.

CB: Tell us about the G20. Whatever possessed you to pass that secret law, Premier Dad?

PD: Oh, come on. It wasn’t that bad. It’s not like we’d doubled your hydro bill over five years or snuck through outrageous eco fees on everything.

Now THAT would be worth taking to the streets about.

Besides, what’s the point of having civil rights in this country if the government doesn’t come in every now and then and arbitrarily impose martial law?

We need to crack a few heads to let those left-wing kooks know who’s the boss.

(At this point, the aide lunges at Premier Dad, tackling him to the plush broadloom).

A trickle of eggnog dribbles down Premier Dad’s chin as the aide vainly tries to gag him with a handful of candy canes and a glow in-the-dark Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Next year, Premier Scrooge, when it comes to year-enders, I have seven letters for you: SUN NEWS.

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