Man Marries His Dog

file this under believe it or not.

Joe Guiso, 20, married his 5-year-old pet, who was dressed in a white cape, in an elaborate ceremony in his local park in the Queensland town of Toowoomba.
“This was just an event for my friends and I to get together,” he said. “It really was fun. We all dressed up in suits and everything.
“But you can’t actually marry a dog.”
Mr Guiso said while he loves his dog, it is purely “platonic”, adding that he hoped no one was offended by the unconventional union
He admitted however that it is not all going smoothly for the new couple.
“I think [Honey’s] a bit angry about all the publicity; she’s been giving me the silent treatment,” he said.

I’ve heard of a dog being a man’s best friend but this is a bit ridiculous.
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By Jon Siemko

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